Douche major
An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.
Douche major by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018
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Major Douche
One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.
Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...
Major Douche by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009
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