Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.

Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.

by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018

Major Douche

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.

Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...

by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009

Douchemayor

Fulfilling your Mayoral duties of hobnobbing with old business connections, hugging women and kissing babies, instead of hanging out with us plain-folk

The Douchemayor stood us up again.

by Willie December 9, 2004