Douche Swoosh

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A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.

The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.

Douche Swoosh by DuckFarse April 2, 2010

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Douche Swoosh

Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.

Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.

Mason: No. What was it?

Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.

Douche Swoosh by Ace Papanikkolopolis December 9, 2008

Related Words

Douche Swoosh • Swoosh Douche • douche • douche baggery • Douche Fag • Douche Nugget • douche box • douche chills • douche fuck • douche flute

Douche Swoosh

When someones hair is pushed off to one side giving it the look that the wind just "swooshed" it over to that side.

Hey look that guy was just in the wind...Wait, no he wasn't he's just a faggot with a douche swoosh.

Douche Swoosh by shneeky09 May 27, 2009

Swoosh Douche

Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.

Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...

Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche

Swoosh Douche by RogerG September 7, 2013

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026