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Douche Slap

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.
ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"
by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008
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Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
by zaido June 12, 2011
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Doucheflap

Unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. Can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.
1. I have a doucheflap in my notebook. RAH!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!
by Ira Banks and Laila Matar January 17, 2009
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doucheclapper

that person that claps in a douchey and often sarcastic or rude manner
Man, you're such a doucheclapper, shut up.
by dangus231 March 18, 2014
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