Douche Slap

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Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.

ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

Douche Slap by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

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Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

Douche-slap by zaido June 12, 2011

Related Words

Douche Slap • Doucheflap • doucheclapper • Douche Slag • Douche Snap • douche • douche baggery • Douche Fag • Douche Nugget • douche box

Doucheflap

Unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. Can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.

1. I have a doucheflap in my notebook. RAH!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!

Doucheflap by Ira Banks and Laila Matar January 17, 2009

doucheclapper

that person that claps in a douchey and often sarcastic or rude manner

Man, you're such a doucheclapper, shut up.

doucheclapper by dangus231 March 18, 2014

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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