Douche Fleet 

A group of douches normally containing at least three Douche Tanker's and several Douche Canoe's.

"That group of guys are a real Douche Fleet."

Douche Fleet by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009

Douche Feet 

When someone's feet smell like vinegar.

like oh my god Amanda has douche feet!
They smell so bad!
I hate when she sticks them in my face!

Douche Feet by ARose73 February 19, 2009

doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)

Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!

doucheflect by tzodyaq December 17, 2009