Douche Cloud

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.

Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz

by Talamascaa April 15, 2017

Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

douche cloud

One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.

Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.

by Sandron Kirk February 18, 2008

douche cloud

when a large bunch of douche bags pool their resources in one area in order to inflict their douchiness upon unsuspecting, hard-working, non-douche bags.

I ran into a massive douche cloud at that gig in France.

by paddy o'humble December 11, 2010

Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017