Douche Ball
Douche Ball by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010
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douche ball
1) Similar to the Downey Ball, except for the cleaning of the female genetalia
2) You, you fucking douche ball!
2) You, you fucking douche ball!
douche ball by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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douche ball
1.] taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2.] one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)
2.] one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)
douche ball by RendeisaG November 18, 2010
Ball Douche
The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
Ball Douche by JoeManX January 23, 2010
douche-balloon
Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.
douche-balloon by insultURface September 16, 2010
Douche Balloon
when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.
Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
Douche Balloon by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011
doushe ball
another word for duesy, duesbout, jacob. A term to make fun off people with the names listed above and that have terrible lisp.
doushe ball by a kid that likes to make fun Duesy for his lisp February 5, 2008
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