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douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.
"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"
douche bagel by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009

Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
Douche Bagel by JKudo September 23, 2009

douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
douche bagel by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006

Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)
This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.
Douche Bagel by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

Douche Bagery 

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
Douche Bagery by emptsent January 13, 2008

douche bagalow 

a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and cocktail parties.
This caviar is excellent Mr. Douche Bagalow
douche bagalow by AmThaMan April 15, 2009
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