Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.

A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”

Double Sitter by anonymous August 18, 2021

double-sister-in-law 

Brother’s wife and spouse’s sister at the same time.

My double-sister-in-law is a good person.

double-sister-in-law by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

double sister twister 

when two lesbos scissor and make out at the same time while twisting there fingers around in there buttholes

kelsey and her girlfriend double sister twistered eachother yesterday it was nutz.

double sister twister by pussyeatertothemax December 3, 2010

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

Double Shitter Hitter by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

double quarter sister 

When a person is a quarter sister both on the fathers side and also on the mothers side. The result of a wife swap.
1. Adam and Bertha has Edit. Bertha and John has Anna. John and Karen has Evelyn.
Edit and Anna are half sisters on Edits mothers side.
Anna and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are quarter sisters on Edits mothers side.
2. If also Adam and Karen has Maria.
Edit and Maria are half sisters on Edits fathers side.
Maria and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are also quarter sisters on Edits fathers side.
Hence Edit and Evelyn are double quarter sisters.
And Maria and Anna are also double quarter sisters.

When Edits dad Adam swaped wife with John she got a double quarter sister Evelyn, which she has never met since Edits mom Bertha hates Evelyns mother Karen.

double quarter sister by pappaperake April 18, 2024