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Double Poop 

When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.
I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.
Double Poop by Poopboy4000 February 28, 2022

double ghost poop 

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
double ghost poop by Anty127 May 11, 2014

POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP 

1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.
Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.

double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.
"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."
double poops by GeneralGorlock June 19, 2018

Doublepood 

Getting distracted in the shower and accidentally shampooing your hair twice.
Sorry my shower took so long I was thinking about pie and I doublepood.
Doublepood by RJ Xaos August 11, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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