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Dorito Face 

When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit
Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.
Dorito Face by OfficeMax21 September 23, 2010

Dorito Face 

When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.
Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.
Dorito Face by Daddyissues121 January 16, 2019

Dorito Cake Face 

The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.

Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.

Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!

Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Dorito Cake Face by CCTheDog August 15, 2021

Doritos Face 

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos
*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha
Doritos Face by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

dorito faced 

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.
"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."
dorito faced by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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