Dope Smoker 

Way of adressing an individual who's constant ignorant attitude or idiotic actions make them appear as if they are hammered 24/7.

Bob: Dude, I ate the dry ice in science class and fog came out my nose!
Steve: It's gonna be coming out you're ass in a few hours ya friggin' dope smoker!

Dope Smoker by Reils August 18, 2006

Dope Smokes 

The best international head shop around. Save money on pipes / bong so you have more money for herb. Shop your bong at dopesmokes.net

Yo those are some dope smokes bro.. Whered you get it?

Dope Smokes by tweettweet14 February 25, 2019

Dope Smokes 

The name of the Hottest head shop and smoke shop.

Yo where did you get the bomb ass bong?
Dope Smokes my man..

Dope Smokes by Canna Queen January 18, 2019

Dope Smokes 

The name of the hottest place to get bongs, grinders, everything 420. Get your smokes on at dopesmokes. The Most Trust Head Shop and Smoke Shop around.

yo where did you get that dope bong?
Dope smokes my man, they have the dopest of smokes...

Dope Smokes by Canna Queen January 18, 2019

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble 

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

dopest dope ive ever smoked 

best weed ever
commonly used towards pineapple express

bro
this shit is the dopest dope ive ever smoked

dopest dope ive ever smoked by n1ckmotherfucker December 23, 2008

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker 

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.

A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker by Pisaura May 6, 2011