The inappropriate act of putting one's junk in a place where it doesn't belong. This usually pretains to the experience of having a waiter defile your food, but it also encompasses actions such as tea-bagging.
When this a dootbootling occurs at Wendy's, it is known as a 'frosty dootbootle'
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.