Door Wedge

Touch your thumb to your 4 fingers so your hand makes the shape of a door wedge. Now insert the door wedge in to a vagina near you. If the vagina is too narrow or tight, simply line up the wedge with the vagina and tap your elbow with your knee until desired depth is reached.

I got whiskey dick so i door wedged her instead.

Door Wedge by J-Wedge August 31, 2008

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger 

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger by D B Cooper December 20, 2013