Refers to the time of day the Harry's House promo team for Harry Styles would post a message or image behind the Harry's House door - always at 12:00pm EST (11:00am CST). Originated by fans in the Larry Stylinson fandom.
Should we assume it will happen at door time since Louis didn't specify a time?
The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.
Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.