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Door Dasher 

A guy who tells his wife he is out delivering food for Door Dash but is actually delivering his seed to multiple women and just using food delivery as his cover.
That boy thinks he’s going to door dash me tonight? Nah, I’m not into his cheating ways. Not playing with a door dasher. He needs actually deliver some food then go home to wifey or door dash some other chick for his booty call.
Door Dasher by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
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Door-Dashed 

The quick drive and drop off of someone you just had sex with. Commonly with little to no conversation on the ride.
“Bill was in a rush, so he just door-dashed Adi back at her parents house.

Door-Dashed 

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"
Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.