Dookie Finger 

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

Dookie Finger by keifermail August 14, 2009

Doodie Finger 

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

Doodie Finger by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

doobiefingers 

(adj.)
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.

post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and passed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.

"I'll massage your face but I've got to warn you, I've got doobiefingers right now."

"No, I can't do that right now, I have doobiefingers."

"And then I tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'"

"Man, I can't even type anymore because of these doobiefingers."

doobiefingers by doobiefinger dood October 3, 2012