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donkey boner 

In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series
The letter Eric sends to Chriss:

Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!

Eric Cartman
donkey boner by donkey boner October 27, 2007
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Donkey Boner 

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick
Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner
Donkey Boner by leroy vanderville November 8, 2007

Donkey Boner 

Someone who has sex with a donkey

or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick
Donkey Boner by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008

Donkey-boner 

The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner
Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!
Donkey-boner by Manny Romirez September 2, 2009

Donkey Boner Flu 

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...
Donkey Boner Flu by Huava June 17, 2009

Donkey Boner Man 

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap
He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch 

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
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