Doner Boner 

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.

"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"

Doner Boner by Goatsie April 26, 2010

Boner Doner 

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I make mistakes'" - Hubie's Mom

"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."

Boner Doner by mrsdubois October 5, 2020

boner doner 

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.

Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.

boner doner by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

Boner Doner 

A collection of porn that one lends to another.

John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.

Boner Doner by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011

Boner Doner 

The hottest girl who makes men hard

"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"

Boner Doner by repukus October 7, 2011

Boner Doner 

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom

Boner Doner by mrsdubois October 12, 2020

Boner Doner

By giving blood you have a 50:50 chance of boy or girl recipient. Once your blood is in a male and his hard wrect veiny boner is at full throttle you are in fact a BONER DONER!!

I have given blood approximately 150 times, therefore about 75 dudes have my blood in their boners. I know you think Pditty has that nickname tied down, just like the kids at his parties but I am in fact the real Boner Doner. Fuck you Sandusky. Submitted by Scot Burner - 2 x Guinness World Record Holder.

Boner Doner by MSP282 January 20, 2026