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Don Knotts 

Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?
Don Knotts by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017
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Don Knotts 

The man who was confused by the Ostrich. Also, a Disney guy.
“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.
Don Knotts by Señor B. December 25, 2009

Don Knotts 

To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum
Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts
Don Knotts by curly December 7, 2003

Don Knotts 

damn, that Don Knotts is a fucker.
Don Knotts by Bob Smithly April 22, 2003

The Don Knotts 

A term used to describe a technique used while performing Fellatio on a Male. This involves placing one of your cupped palms under your upper teeth and the other cupped palm under your bottom teeth while both hands are inside your mouth. This allows you to hold your mouth open wide so that you can slide your hands and tongue up and down on the male organ while simultaneously sucking like a fish and pushing up on your lips. This act causes you to resemble the fish version and really the real version of Don Knotts from that Incredible Mr. Limpet movie.
When Katie wants to impress her boyfriend she puts on some 60s music and introduces him to The Don Knotts.

Don Fucking Knotts 

Don Fucking Knotts is a term used when a person is fervent towards a material object.

Each word is enthused and usually shouted while the person thrusts the object towards the listeners face while each word is said.
"Dude, check out who's in this movie! DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

"Guess who I met yesterday. DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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