Don Knotts 

A skinny lesbian.

Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?

Don Knotts by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017

Don Knotts 

The man who was confused by the Ostrich. Also, a Disney guy.

“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.

Don Knotts by Señor B. December 25, 2009

Don Knotts 

To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum

Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts

Don Knotts by curly December 7, 2003

Don Knotts 

fucker

damn, that Don Knotts is a fucker.

Don Knotts by Bob Smithly April 22, 2003

The Don Knotts 

A term used to describe a technique used while performing Fellatio on a Male. This involves placing one of your cupped palms under your upper teeth and the other cupped palm under your bottom teeth while both hands are inside your mouth. This allows you to hold your mouth open wide so that you can slide your hands and tongue up and down on the male organ while simultaneously sucking like a fish and pushing up on your lips. This act causes you to resemble the fish version and really the real version of Don Knotts from that Incredible Mr. Limpet movie.

When Katie wants to impress her boyfriend she puts on some 60s music and introduces him to The Don Knotts.

The Don Knotts by thedoorisajartoday April 27, 2022

Don Fucking Knotts 

Don Fucking Knotts is a term used when a person is fervent towards a material object.

Each word is enthused and usually shouted while the person thrusts the object towards the listeners face while each word is said.

"Dude, check out who's in this movie! DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

"Guess who I met yesterday. DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

Don Fucking Knotts by Longineu Fargo January 6, 2008