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don't mug yourself 

ok so here we go, this was first coigned by a british urban group with a twist called 'the streets' when it became the title of possibly the best song on their first album 'original pirate material'. Essentially the phrase means 'dont shoot yourself in the foot by getting obsessed with a girl who isnt worth it.' - dont be a mug, quite simply, GET A GRIP!
the corus from the streets' song:

"Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, thats all don't mug yourself. "
don't mug yourself by Matt_uk August 15, 2006
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Don't mug yourself 

Noun
1. Brit., informal for being stupid or gullible about what a person is telling you.

2. U.S., Losing your identity in a co-dependent relationship.
1. She's so full of bullshit mate.

No no its not like that, I can trust her.

Mate, "Don't mug yourself"

2. She says she likes artsy guys.

Do you think your an artsy guy?

I like art; Yeah I could be an artsy guy I guess.

Ugh, Don't mug yourself.
Don't mug yourself by Zombilly July 26, 2010

don't mug yourself 

She has STD's dude don't mug yourself
don't mug yourself by L'pool doggy February 27, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026