doitch

a person that is a cross between a douche and a bitch

you're a doitch.

by Jadchor February 19, 2011

doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m March 09, 2006

the doitch

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

by kmoney October 25, 2015

doitch

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

by brittany December 28, 2003

doitch

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

by Anonymous April 02, 2003

Doitche

The area on a tranny between the penis and the vagina

Dude, she had a friggin doitche!

by BenWoolard August 10, 2010