Doghog 

An adjective used to describe something with the most negative connotation possible. Synonyms include despicable, detestable, and vile. The antonym of doghog is goodpussy.

"Wow, that was a doghog move urinating all over the toilet seat."

"I thought she was good looking at the bar, but what I rolled over to this morning was a doghog, gelatinous creature."

Doghog by Zak-A-Plenty February 18, 2008

dohog

Between a pair of lesbians using a double-ended dildo, there is inevitably one that takes more inches of dildo than the other. She is known as a dohog.

Although Belinda was a shameless dohog, the lipstick lesbians from all over were more than willing to sacrifice a few inches to get at that sweet natch.

dohog by LHL LLC NATCH November 14, 2013

Dogwog 

Don't Know Don't Care

Your girlfriend was at the party with some other guy.
Dogwog

Dogwog by Dogwog November 29, 2009

doghouse roses 

When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.

Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."

doghouse roses by lexiphanic February 20, 2010

doghopper 

Carny and porno slang for a man or woman who is a novice-- ala Grasshopper on the 1970's TV show "Kung-Fu"-- but with a puppy dog like aura.

"That dude is a true rookie in the business-- a real doghopper."

doghopper by D.B. Doghouse November 20, 2006

In The Doghouse 

Somewhere you don't want to be. When one's partner is displeased with them for one or more reasons (with the exception of women who can be pissed off with a man for no reason whatsoever).

I was in the doghouse yesterday for getting home late after work and missing the meal my wife made for us, so I bought her some flowers this morning.

In The Doghouse by Silver Snake December 15, 2008

In The Doghouse 

When your partner won't speak to you or look at you. Most will stay here for between 1-7 days until their partner has calmed down or got over their PMS, PMT, general bad mood, or their angry reaction to your unacceptable behaviour (drinking binge etc). Symptoms are :

- Self-Acceptance - that you are on the way there. You could probably stop now and be ok, but you don't want to. For example, if you were drinking for 2 days, you may as well stay out for 3 or 4.
- Denial - Thinking that your wife or girlfriend will be ok when you finally decide to come home.
- Bargaining - After you have been ignored for a period of time (days / hours depending on the severity of the incident), you may try to bargain to get out of the dog-house early. It is a normal reaction, but most try to do this too early. Better to ride it out.
- Spending - Rational thinking on your part that this has gone on long enough and a willingness to spend money on your partner to get over it.
- Relapse - When bargaining and spending are unsuccessful, you may decide to go on another bender, or perform the same bad behaviour.
- Remorse - Feeling that you have done something wrong. Very rare and is only applicable is less than 0.001% of doghouse incidents.

It can be rated on a scale of 1-5.

1 - Cosmetic (1 day stint in doghouse)
2 - Minor (2-3 days)
3 - Major (4-5 days)
4 - Severe(6-7 days)
5 - Epic (Over 7 days) - This is generally considered more than doghouse material and more like a shithouse

"There comes a point in your life where women rule the roost. You think you are the boss but you're not the boss. The missus had me in the doghouse for going on a two day bender in town just before Christmas."

In The Doghouse by bigsizzler December 15, 2014