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Dog poop 

This is a type of poop. It usually is the type of poo that is light brown and burns your butt hole as it comes out. It also burns inside your body as it forms. Be careful, sometimes it feels like diarrhea! If you have a dog poop, listen closely, for the poop likes to bubble up and make fizzing sounds!
Yes! I had a dog poop! It's my favorite type of poop!
Dog poop by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020
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dog poop 

The blues, mental depression or sadness.
Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.
dog poop by harry flashman July 30, 2003

dog poop 

A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.
"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.
dog poop by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as* 

Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"

dog poop girl 

A Korean woman whose dog defecated on a subway train. When asked by passengers to clean up after her dog, the woman refused. When she was given a tissue by a passenger, she used it to clean her dog.

A member of the secret society of the internet took her picture and placed it on several Korean web sites. The woman was soon identified, and her personal information, posted.

News of this woman, now called dog poop girl, spread like wildfire, all the way to the west. This woman even got her own article on wikipedia. Bitch.

Anyway, when basically the whole internet world (as well as some Korean news stations, who broadcasted special stories about her) found out about her, public humiliation drove dog poop girl to drop out of college. Dog poop girl was harassed and forced to endure death threats, among other, unlogged things.

Truly a lesson that, when dealing with social affairs, you should always be wary of the internet police. We will get you. We will find you. We cannot be stopped.
"did you hear about that dog poop girl?"
"lol, yeah. What a bitch. Just clean up the damn poop."

(in Korea)

"(korean) did you hear about that dog poop girl?"
"(also in korean) lol, yeah. What a bitch. Just clean up the damn poop"

dog poop girl 

an incredibly beautiful south korean girl who let her dog shit on the subway. somebody took a pic of the incident on their camera phone and posted online. soon, the internet vigilantes got ahold of it and found out her personal info. they pretty much ruined the girl's life over dog shit.
the dog poop girl is absolutely beauitful but she sure did fuck up.
dog poop girl by dog poop guy June 30, 2007

dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.
I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad
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