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dog of wisdom 

its fucking lit video
Bruh let's watch the dog of wisdom
dog of wisdom by dad of the year April 20, 2018
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Dog of Wisdom 

The dog that dispenses wisdom out if his mighty wisdom tooth. Likes they song Believe it or not
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY DOG OF WISDOM AND HIS MIGHTY WISDOM TOOTH!!!
Dog of Wisdom by AIDANNOTAIDAN December 12, 2017

Dog of wisdom 

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!
Dog of wisdom by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022

the dog of wisdom 

the dog that dispenses wisdom from its mighty wisdom tooth.
"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth."
- The Dog of Wisdom

DogOfWisdom24 

Some guy who supposedly wrestled a bear in his youth. Knock for breaking and entering people’s homes to inconvenience them in a minor way.
Some dude broke into my fridge and left all the caps off the bottles and jars, everything spoiled!
Yeah, sounds like DogOfWisdom24.
DogOfWisdom24 by LTforshort January 11, 2019
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