Dog flex

Dog flex: When someone buys an expensive, often rare dog breed just to flaunt their wealth or social status in public.

Example:Paris Hilton appeared on TV with 30 purebred dogs,

Lee: Bruv, the other day I was walking down the road, right, and this guy was parked up in an MX-5 with a massive dog. Started talking to him about his car and dog, and he said his dog cost 7 grand, LOL.

Frank: That’s big money for a dog—that’s a proper dog flex, bruv, LOL.

Lee: Init, bruv, LOL.
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Frank:LOL.

Dog flex by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026

dogflex 

short for dogmatic reflex which is the automatic, unreasonable, negative reaction some people have to new ideas, behavior, or gadgets. it is the result of dogma being the lifelong basis of how one views the world.

when people automatically reject new things, or ideas as too difficult, too mysterious, or just plain wrong because of pre-conceived ideas based on dogma.

closed minded

person 1: "i tried to show my mom how to use the computer to look stuff up, but she wouldn't even try. she said "oh, i can't do that!" and walked away"

person 2: "sounds like serious dogflex dude"

dogflex by lober June 11, 2009