dog boner
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dog boner
"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
dog boner by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021
Related Words
dog boner • Corn dog boner • BonerDog • dogboner red • dog • dog water • dog food • dog's bollocks • dog fucker • dog shot
Dog Boner
Dog Boner by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025
Corn dog boner
When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
Corn dog boner by DrRobot October 22, 2015
Boner dog
dogboner
dogboner by unskinny-bob March 10, 2023
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!