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Dog Nonce 

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity
Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."
Dog Nonce by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008
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Dog nonce 

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
Dog nonce by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Dog Nonce 

The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.
Mate you a dog nonce

no u
Dog Nonce by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018

Dog Nonce 

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive
Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce
Dog Nonce by Capybatman January 25, 2020
Derogatory term derived from the interference, sexually of k9’s. Gusset pouch is an example of a Dog Nonce.
I needed heals you dog_nonce.
Dog_Nonce by Bigtoolv8 July 24, 2018

Dog-Nonce 

UK slang - particularly used around Lincolnshire - to describe one who is overly passionate about both their own and others dogs.
"That Matt is a right dog-nonce"
Dog-Nonce by Poiuut March 6, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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