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Dog Nonce 

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An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.
Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019
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Dog Nonce 

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An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity
Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."
Dog Nonce by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008
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Dog nonce 

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A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
Dog nonce by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Dog Nonce 

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The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.
Mate you a dog nonce

no u
Dog Nonce by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018

Dog Nonce 

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An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive
Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce
Dog Nonce by Capybatman January 25, 2020

Dog_Nonce

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Derogatory term derived from the interference, sexually of k9’s. Gusset pouch is an example of a Dog Nonce.
I needed heals you dog_nonce.
Dog_Nonce by Bigtoolv8 July 24, 2018

Dog-Nonce 

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UK slang - particularly used around Lincolnshire - to describe one who is overly passionate about both their own and others dogs.
"That Matt is a right dog-nonce"
Dog-Nonce by Poiuut March 6, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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