Dog Nonce

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

by topwise September 04, 2019

Dog Nonce

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity

Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."

by Well sick dog fucker December 09, 2008

Dog Nonce

The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.

Mate you a dog nonce

no u

by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018

Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Dog-Nonce

UK slang - particularly used around Lincolnshire - to describe one who is overly passionate about both their own and others dogs.

"That Matt is a right dog-nonce"

by Poiuut March 06, 2020

Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020