Dog Chocolate

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Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of a dog. K9 feces AKA dog poop.

"That dog just laid some serious Dog Chocolate on the lawn."

"Your dog can make some serious Dog Chocolate."

"I think your dog needs to make Dog Chocolate, you better take him for a walk."

"Your backyard looks like a Dog Chocolate factory."

Dog Chocolate by Rampage aka Lucky You July 9, 2009

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Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

Chocolate Dog by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

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chili-chocolate dog

This is a term to describe a penis that has been removed from a person's anus after anal sex and then through the process of fellating is then vomited on by the same person or even another.

Becky loves it in the ass and you know Amanda loves to suck the cock so when I have that threesome with the two of them I'm sure to end up with a chili-chocolate dog!

chili-chocolate dog by The Godmother January 5, 2005

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Chocolate dog

its a type of dog that is made out of chocolate and is allergic to dogs like the opposite of a dog

andy: maybe feed him some dog

wilson: no hes allergic, hes a chocolate dog

Chocolate dog by Spancum1 August 6, 2026

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Chocolate Hot-dog

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.

Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?

Chocolate Hot-dog by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010

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Chocolate Hot Dog

An English slang word for a black man's penis. This is not edible.

He took off his pants only for me to see his chocolate hot dog fall out.

Chocolate Hot Dog by Jozabr December 12, 2010

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chocolate hot dog

A Little Debbie® Frosted Fudge Cake with delicious chocolate layers.

I just gained 10 pounds this week! Must be the chocolate hot dog ...

chocolate hot dog by MyGroovySmoothie August 7, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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