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Dock Talker 

A person (usually living alone at a marina on a boat) that doesn't have much interaction with other people so he/she is hungry for conversation.

When you finally get a chance to escape your daily life and get a little time on your boat, this person always intercepts you and starts up a conversation that's hard to end without being rude.
I had one day off from work and I planned for a quiet day on my boat fishing. Instead I spent the first half stuck at the marina trying to get away from George, the Dock Talker.
Dock Talker by KLH444 January 7, 2013
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