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Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.
Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!
by Master Baiting July 8, 2012
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Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party
BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP
by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013
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Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
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Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.
Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock
by SeizureBoyz420 February 22, 2014
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Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018
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Dock Blocker

To have a large boat that takes up an entire dock at a lakeside bar or resort.
The Dock Blocker with the huge boat took the whole dock. Fuck that guy!
by Sea man May 30, 2013
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Dock Blocker

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"
Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!
by Neon Spleen February 21, 2009
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