Dock'ed

It is a slang word for the famous swear-word Dickhead It is used by most Gangsta people...and of course the famous species 'chav'. Dock'ed has the same meaning as the word dickhead.

Woahhhh, i'm gunna bang you out Dock'ed!

by Emma/Smemma September 20, 2005

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Boats Docked

1. Hanging Out, Chilling, Posted Up at a selected location.
2. Said when you agree with a statement.

1. Boats docked at the bar, are you coming?
2. "Did you see that girl? Shes hot"
Reply with "Boats Docked"

by Scalzbro October 12, 2011

Docked

Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality

Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!

by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008

Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

Docked Down

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020

docked

to be removed/eliminated from or no longer able to hangout/associate with a group of friends, people, a "crew", ect. Usually because youve done somthing stupid.

George - "We all fucking hate Dom."
Carl - "I know"
Dom - "Wana hangout guys?"
George - "No Dom, you've been docked."

by RachRunzYou March 24, 2008