Dobeing

Living in the state of "it do be like that".

Person 1: Hey, man, how's it going?
Person 2: Eh, you know, just dobeing.
Person1: Yeah, it do be like that sometimes.

by Vhozek September 25, 2021

dobbing

tattling, snitching, telling on someone.

I will never forgive you for dobbing on me.

by Yibble September 1, 2009

Dirt Dobbing

When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.

Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Dobing

This is the action by which a person will try and avoid engaging with an argument or critique/criticism of a position they hold to/have espoused, by accusing their interlocutor of being a "debate bro" or overly "debate broish". Something along the lines of using a rhetorical appeal to how their interlocutor is interacting with them, when it's just a cope to avoid the criticism.

Skilled debater (Jack Angstreich): Absolutely demolished Destiny (the streamer)

Destiny: This guy and his friends are just debate bros and holy shit it's all they do with their life

Destiny's fans: Yeah you go girl!

Sensible person: Dude Destiny you're just hard Dobing right now.

by Jovictor May 2, 2023

Dobing

Having a massive spaz attack, or getting very angry about something. Showing characteristics of a doberman pincher.

Dude, Gerrit is dobing so badly right now.

well you did just put your penis on his new truck.

by dobmaster June 12, 2009

bingo dobbing

When your chick is sitting on the floor doing laundry and you walk up and put your balls on her head.

My bitch was in the zone folding clothes on the floor, so I snuck up and went bingo dobbing on her face

by lesterlee April 18, 2015

Doblinger

A middle age to elderly person so obsessed with their own dull, boring life that it leads others nearby to purposly overdose on heroin just to get through the one-way conversation. Often self-centered and oblivious to how miserable they make life for those around them. Willing to give medical, educational, relationship, cooking, dieting and financial advice based on a high school education from the 60's. Moderetly to severly overweight and in denial about the amount of calories contained in the 2 king size candy bars and 3 grease-ridden fast food meals eaten daily. Commonly uses the expression "long story short" and does not even come close to living up to the promise. Parent to the most vile offspring but blindingly unaware of their lack of tack or manners in every situation. Abuses any form of power given in any situation. Willing and ready to play the blame-game at any time. Overall a well-rounded parasite to the community they live in.

Doblinger: bla bla bla, my kids this, bla bla bla, my kids that, bla bla bla, well in my expertise, bla bla bla, agian with my kids, bla bla bla, I know everything, bla bla bla, I am too heavy, bla bla bla, that person is worthless; let me tell you why, bla bla bla, I have so much to do, bla bla bla.

Person nearby: (thinking to self, because to get a word in edgewise would be IMPOSSIBLE) Man, I should have smoke 2 joints before this shit. I wonder how long they will keep talking like this.... Do you think they will notice that I have been staring at the bugs crawl across the glass instead of paying attention. Hmmmm I wonder if I could fall asleep with my eyes open, NO I should get some of those glasses that make it look like your eyes are open when you are really taking a nap. Good thing I don't snore..... Shit I am going to need some better weed before I come back here again.

by loveless1234 March 13, 2009