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Do a Harry

Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.
Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.

Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
Do a Harry by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017

Do a harry

To con somebody by taking an average product and pretend it's premium so you can apply a premium
Counter chick: " we need 1 large chillimcchillison pizza with extra chilli, but we don't have any chilli"

Cook dude: "All G surely I can just do a Harry on em from the place down the road"

Counter chick: "Nah no can do Sam will know, Jordie is coming in later though con him"

Cook dude: "Aight bet"

Counter chick: "Oh and stop calling me Shirley"
Do a harry by Slam1554 July 28, 2023

do a hardyman 

To leave to an amazing new job and then come back with your tail between your legs
Dont go work for google and then do a hardyman and come crawling back
do a hardyman by institute27 September 25, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026