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Do you believe in God? 

Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"

Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"

Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."

Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
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Do you believe in God? 

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.
Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"
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