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Djiboutian DJ

A sexual activity: A man/woman must play down flat on a bed or surface, with a dildo in both their mouth, ass, vaginal opening l, urethra, and whatever is deemed fit. Another person must stand to the side of them, and twist/push/pull the dildos in and out of these openings, creating sounds and making the motion a DJ would use on a controller!
Dude, my ass hurts from the Djiboutian DJ
Djiboutian DJ by gv_86 February 27, 2026
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Djiboutian bus driver 

A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.
"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"

Djiboutian Propeller

When two people go skydiving and one penetrates the other, upside down while parallel to the ground, and the first person penetrates a bowling ball to form a non-sharp tip. Then the two must start spinning at high paces. See Zentrifuge
"Hey wanna do the Djiboutian Propeller, always wanted to try that"

Djibouti 

A country involved in a great amount of Model United Nations pick-up lines because of its name.
I would like to invade Djibouti with the help of Greece.
Djibouti by Kim Jong UN February 2, 2015

Djibouti 

Pronounced like "ji-boo-tee"

- A republic in Africa

- Whatever I want it to mean at the time that I say it.
What's going on? "Djibouti" meaning nothing much if that's what I mean.

"Djibouti" - kid, sit down and be quiet!

"Djibouti" - What's wrong with you, anyway?
Djibouti by frank darlucci March 6, 2010

djibouti 

It is known 4 Bein Da Worldz Hottest Countrie with A Average Tempurture of 104 degrees!
djibouti by OLSKOO November 8, 2003

Djibouti whore 

An unkempt, dirty, disgusting prostitute.
A reference, usually suggested by sailors or soldiers, to an unfortunate past sexual conquest.
Located at the Horn of Africa, Djibouti occupies a strategic geographic location at the mouth of the Red Sea, near the world's busiest shipping lanes and close to Arabian oilfields, and serves as an important transshipment location for goods entering and leaving the east African highlands.
The present leadership maintains good ties with its former colonial power, France--which is also known for its dirty, unbathed whores--as well as the United States. Both countries have their only military bases in the entire sub-Saharan Africa located in the heart of Djibouti.
Slightly smaller than Massachusetts, Djibouti's climate is torrid, dry desert, and it boasts inadequate supplies of potable water, limited arable land and desertification, all leading to its high population of unbathed whores servicing both the sailor and soldier community.
Living mostly in wasteland, Djibouti's population has a life expectancy of 43.17 years, which only encourages its young women to "get it while the gettins good," thus turning to a life of filthy, low-quality whoring.
Djibouti whores are infamous among all sailors and soldiers as the worst whores one will ever cum across.
"So there I was, balls deep in a Djibouti whore..."
Djibouti whore by Adam Bomb May 2, 2006