The art of harnessing the power of explosive
diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile
poo.
When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one'
s opponent can mean the difference between life and death.
Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati -
people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati -
People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.
Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!
My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-
punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.
You should practice your diarrata's daily. (
diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (
diarrhea dojo)