Definitions by DarkLurker

darrant 

A posting in a message board or blog for the single purpose of increasing one's post count/karma on the site.

He filled up the fishbox with darrants to get his post count above 1000.

darrant by DarkLurker October 10, 2006

dumb as dirt 

Being extremely stupid or gullible.

The Drill Instructor said Private Jones is as dumb as dirt.

dumb as dirt by DarkLurker May 1, 2005

darklurker

One of the all-time greatest and wisest posters on numerous websites and blogs. Perhaps also the funniest person ever to type on a keyboard.

I wish everyone were as smart as DarkLurker.

darklurker by DarkLurker May 1, 2005

Piss-Ade 

A yellowish drink derived from urinating in an empty Gatorade bottle. Piss-Ade is normally associated with lower-class white trash.

"That sure was some good Piss-Ade I had this morning, Jimbo."

Piss-Ade by DarkLurker May 1, 2005