dumb as dirt

Being extremely stupid or gullible.

The Drill Instructor said Private Jones is as dumb as dirt.

by DarkLurker May 02, 2005

Piss-Ade

A yellowish drink derived from urinating in an empty Gatorade bottle. Piss-Ade is normally associated with lower-class white trash.

"That sure was some good Piss-Ade I had this morning, Jimbo."

by DarkLurker May 02, 2005

darklurker

One of the all-time greatest and wisest posters on numerous websites and blogs. Perhaps also the funniest person ever to type on a keyboard.

I wish everyone were as smart as DarkLurker.

by DarkLurker May 02, 2005

darrant

A posting in a message board or blog for the single purpose of increasing one's post count/karma on the site.

He filled up the fishbox with darrants to get his post count above 1000.

by DarkLurker May 02, 2005