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Being extremely stupid or gullible.
The Drill Instructor said Private Jones is as dumb as dirt.
by DarkLurker May 01, 2005

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A posting in a message board or blog for the single purpose of increasing one's post count/karma on the site.
He filled up the fishbox with darrants to get his post count above 1000.
by DarkLurker May 01, 2005

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A yellowish drink derived from urinating in an empty Gatorade bottle. Piss-Ade is normally associated with lower-class white trash.
"That sure was some good Piss-Ade I had this morning, Jimbo."
by DarkLurker May 01, 2005

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One of the all-time greatest and wisest posters on numerous websites and blogs. Perhaps also the funniest person ever to type on a keyboard.
I wish everyone were as smart as DarkLurker.
by DarkLurker May 01, 2005

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