divine comedy 

a trick played by God on man; divine joke.

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine joke, twist of fate, misfortune, good luck, bonanza

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine comedy by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011

Divine Comedy 

Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."

Divine Comedy by Hym Iam December 10, 2024

the divine comedy 

The Divine Comedy is a british pop band from Ireland that is led by the only ever-present member, Neil Hannon. The Divine Comedy is also an epic poem from the 14th century that is about heaven and hell.

Usually Hannon hires an orchestra in his songs, and its sounds really awesome. Listen to 'Die A Virgin'.

The Divine Comedy had a song in the beginning of "Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy" entitled "Thank You For The Fish".

the divine comedy by Fawna, the Lifeless Corpse August 31, 2006

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

Dante's Divine Comedy by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019