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divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."

divide by zero

Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.
You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz
divide by zero by spartan138 November 8, 2007

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divide by zero by JaWo October 28, 2006

divide by zero

1)When you eat something that doesn't agree with your digestive system. The digestive system then divides by zero and the apoopalypse ensues.

2)Can also cause one to blow chunks
Where's the nearest shitter? That hamburger I ate made my intestines divide by zero.

divide by zero by j0n1 January 17, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026