Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 09, 2008

Distant Cousin

Fair game. When a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.

No dude, it's cool. She's a distant cousin.

by Skylark Batholomue May 13, 2005

distant cousin

A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.

Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.

by yourcousinkeith April 02, 2019