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Getting head while the bitch does the dishes.
Dishes need to be done, guess it's time for a Dishkin.
Dishkin by Crackcornhoe November 19, 2014
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dishknob 

Someone who displays less than average intelligence while attempting to be clever.
Aaron thought he was being clever by asking if herpes smells funny, but really, he's just a total dishknob.
dishknob by runtimeerror July 2, 2011

Dishing me down 

The act of someone else touching, or playing with, your boobs.
My boyfriend kept dishing me down last night, and my boobs were sore after.
Dishing me down by DillBobsKnob August 15, 2019

diskin'd 

While in a restaurant or bar with a group and there is an understanding that the bill will be split evenly amongst the group, one person intentionally orders additional or higher priced items, with the intent that the group will absorb the extra cost. This is also referred to as "the rule" or "the rule is in effect."

A monetary play on being "dissed." It is the opposite of a discount.
When we split the bill, Joe ordered soup and a dessert and then diskin'd us so that we all paid more than our share.
diskin'd by Robocop Pilot November 29, 2017

dishknob 

Dishknob is a game such as doorknob when one farts but instead dishknob is called when a person leaves his or her used dishes in a common area for more than 24 hours. When you call dishknob all people present may punch the culprit until they have returned the dish to the sink. This is a efficient game to keep college apartments clean and insect free.
the only difference in dishknob is there is no safety
-yo dude you left your beer mug in the living room 2 days ago. dishknob!
-:punch: :punch: :punch:
-dish in sink and lesson learned
dishknob by 1240 April 18, 2009

Daishkin 

The act of munching haggis while playing a trombone (just like harold from neighbours) as you dump on a chicks chest.
Did you hear Preston? Rageeb daishkined Catherine last night, she loved it so much she queefed.
Daishkin by Mr Arsechard April 16, 2007

dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.
"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"
dishing out pasty by goodall-RUU April 17, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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