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dishknob 

Someone who displays less than average intelligence while attempting to be clever.
Aaron thought he was being clever by asking if herpes smells funny, but really, he's just a total dishknob.
dishknob by runtimeerror July 2, 2011

Dishing me down 

The act of someone else touching, or playing with, your boobs.
My boyfriend kept dishing me down last night, and my boobs were sore after.
Dishing me down by DillBobsKnob August 15, 2019

diskin'd 

While in a restaurant or bar with a group and there is an understanding that the bill will be split evenly amongst the group, one person intentionally orders additional or higher priced items, with the intent that the group will absorb the extra cost. This is also referred to as "the rule" or "the rule is in effect."

A monetary play on being "dissed." It is the opposite of a discount.
When we split the bill, Joe ordered soup and a dessert and then diskin'd us so that we all paid more than our share.
diskin'd by Robocop Pilot November 29, 2017

dishknob 

Dishknob is a game such as doorknob when one farts but instead dishknob is called when a person leaves his or her used dishes in a common area for more than 24 hours. When you call dishknob all people present may punch the culprit until they have returned the dish to the sink. This is a efficient game to keep college apartments clean and insect free.
the only difference in dishknob is there is no safety
-yo dude you left your beer mug in the living room 2 days ago. dishknob!
-:punch: :punch: :punch:
-dish in sink and lesson learned
dishknob by 1240 April 18, 2009

Daishkin 

The act of munching haggis while playing a trombone (just like harold from neighbours) as you dump on a chicks chest.
Did you hear Preston? Rageeb daishkined Catherine last night, she loved it so much she queefed.
Daishkin by Mr Arsechard April 16, 2007

dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.
"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"