The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.
Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"
Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"
Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"
Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"
(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"
(proceeds to start moaning to himself)
by DryBalls March 31, 2021
A 21-38 year old male that weighs about 40-80kg living in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general.
Person 1: no memes in #general
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.
by Fizzzyy February 11, 2021
by Maxse December 01, 2020
A fat 30 year old man in his mom's basement living on ramen as a weeb and knows every anime to exist and goes insane when you don't follow discord rules
by A Pimp Named Sickback January 17, 2021
Fat, Oily, Disgusting person that usually sits behind his/her keyboard and type "Don't post memes in general" all day.
by I_am_stupid_as_F July 01, 2021
Someone with no life that everyone hates, because they enforce the rules that no one ever reads. However, when Discord Mod Applications come around, they become a favorite.
“Fuck you! You’re probably a discord mod!”
“Mod applications are open.”
“Oh my god, you’re my favorite person ever!”
“Mod applications are open.”
“Oh my god, you’re my favorite person ever!”
by BosscoreGaming December 10, 2020
(Mod is short for moderator)
Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
by U/Frosty_Cry_825 June 12, 2021