Disbeselment

Someone who is really stupid or dumb.

“What is this disbeselment doing?”
“It’s Connor, he’s always been like this.”
“Oh.”

Disbeselment by zuzannak_9 December 1, 2025

chronic dishevelment

An ailment suffered by people who look like hell most of the time, even when they are trying hard to not look like hell.

Betty: There's Tom, looking like walking hell again.
Jenny: He's the fucking poster child for chronic dishevelment.
Betty: Ha!

chronic dishevelment by mark52million March 9, 2019