Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.

John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!

Disaster magnet by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010

Disaster Magnet

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.

"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.

Disaster Magnet by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016