When you’re hitting it from behind, and slip your fist into her ass unexpectedly , causing you’re arm to be muddy with shit, and her to oink aggressively.
I was making love with my old lady last night, and gave her the dirty piggy. It took my an hour to get my arm completely clean before it crust maxed.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)