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Dirty Nick 

Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.
Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."

Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."

Dirty Nick 

The act of defecating on someone's doormat (perhaps in response to their testicles being put on one's forehead).
Nick left a 'Dirty Nick' on Mike's doormat. Mike responded by stepping in the 'Dirty Nick' and dragging it all over his apartment.
Dirty Nick by Robert Kelber September 7, 2008

dirty nick 

when you cum in a girls ass and proceed to scoop it out with saxophone reeds, and then play with said reeds.
'Bro, I pulled a dirty Nick last night, it was awesome! '
dirty nick by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

Dirty nick 

When a man uses his bunions to rub a girls clit
Oh I gave Steph the dirty nicks last night
Dirty nick by Cumconnoisseur December 21, 2020

dirty nickachez

when a man is done having anal sex with his partner (female or male) and takes his penis and wipes it across his partners chin.
when richard was done playing with randy's booty he laughed out loud while he gave him a dirty nickachez
dirty nickachez by fresno ghettoboy November 1, 2004

Dirty Nicci 

A dummy thicc hood chick
I gotta find me a Dirty Nicci tonight!
Dirty Nicci by Hoodrat_Stuff_69 September 7, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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