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Dirty Nick 

Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.
Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."

Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."

Dirty Nick 

The act of defecating on someone's doormat (perhaps in response to their testicles being put on one's forehead).
Nick left a 'Dirty Nick' on Mike's doormat. Mike responded by stepping in the 'Dirty Nick' and dragging it all over his apartment.
Dirty Nick by Robert Kelber September 7, 2008

dirty nick 

when you cum in a girls ass and proceed to scoop it out with saxophone reeds, and then play with said reeds.
'Bro, I pulled a dirty Nick last night, it was awesome! '
dirty nick by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

Dirty nick 

When a man uses his bunions to rub a girls clit
Oh I gave Steph the dirty nicks last night
Dirty nick by Cumconnoisseur December 21, 2020

dirty nickachez

when a man is done having anal sex with his partner (female or male) and takes his penis and wipes it across his partners chin.
when richard was done playing with randy's booty he laughed out loud while he gave him a dirty nickachez

Dirty Nicci 

I gotta find me a Dirty Nicci tonight!
Dirty Nicci by Hoodrat_Stuff_69 September 7, 2021