Dirty Magnus 

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.

Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?

Dirty Magnus by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

Dirty magnus 

When a 6'3 15 year old hires 15 japenese prostitutes to poop into his gaping anus. He then proceeds to absorb their essence by consuming them through his belly button. But suddenly a mob of angry villagers try to kill him but due to the massive nut blast Mag cant run away so they violate his ears, nostrils, toes, armpits, thighs, etc. They also stuff him full of cream cheese.

"Dude, japan was so fun until Ryan got that Dirty Magnus."

Dirty magnus by Dirty Magnus the third February 17, 2022

Dirty Magnus 

Når en tykke gamer fortnite nørd rejser sig fra sin taber gamerstol og sætter kurs mod sin racerbil seng. Her fra vil han prøve at få øje på sin micro dong og med tommel- og pegefinger rive sig selv i fjederen, indtil hand mister pusten, hvor efter han vil give op og fundere over hvordan den eneste fjams han nogle sinde vil se er den han kom ud af.

Cc: HA du boller ikke en skid

Magnus: Næ jeg plejer bare at køre en dirty Magnus i stedet.
Cc: TABER!

Dirty Magnus by Antondenfede March 17, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016