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Dirty johnny 

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A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
That man is a dirty Johnny that every dad wants for his daughter to marry.
Dirty johnny by Latinthrowdown June 17, 2019
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Dirty Johnny 

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When a man takes his penis and pushes it into a wet pussy, takes it out, and takes her cum and makes her eat it. Usually, he will cum into her mouth at this point.
Johnny(duh)pumped into Delilah and pulled out, smearing her cum over her tongue and came himself. (A dirty Johnny)

Dirty Johnny by cheezwhiz August 13, 2007

Dirty Johnny 

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A man who has a needle dick and throws it into a fat hairy chick and nits a wooly jumper from her pubic hair, then turns around and takes a shite in her mouth.
"I fucked this plumper last night, done a dirty Johnny and got the fuck outta there"

Dirty Johnny 

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When you have a friend who always lies about going to weddings so he can get out of social events.
Guy 1: Are you coming out this weekend.

Guy 2: No, I’m going to a wedding, AGAIN

Guy 3: Ohh he’s just pulled a dirty Johnny
Dirty Johnny by Derek Dyson July 7, 2020

Dirty Jonny

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A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.
Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.
Dirty Jonny by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019

Dirty Johncy

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When you're masturbating while lying in bed and you cum too hard that the cum goes to your mouth.
Dude 1: yo, just jacked off last night and I did a dirty johncy.

Dude 2: mother f*cker, stay away from me.
Dirty Johncy by Olabandito June 13, 2023

Dirty Jonny

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One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.
He's pulling a Dirty Jonny.
Dirty Jonny by eggmantart October 16, 2022
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