Dirty Hayley

When a woman does reverse cowgirl, stands up and does a split on the penis into the anus, and rotates.

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Dirty hayley

the act of smoking and drinking vodka early in the morning, while being a snake bitch

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The act of trying to be the dominant one and your boyfriend shuts it down

Hey baby can I do a dirty Hayley tonight?
No I'm the dominant one and you are gonna beg for what you want from me now as punishment

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When you fuck someone while screaming racial slurs at the top of your lungs

‘How what’s your day Jenny?’
‘Not so great, I was doing a dirty Harley Speed and I think my black neighbour heard’

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A dirty Harley is an anal doggy style sex act that includes grabbing her by the ears like they are handlebars and riding her like a motorcycle.

Dude #1: did you bang your girl this weekend?
Dude #2: I rode her all the way to Sturgis and back like a dirty Harley

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When a girl (named hailey) gets sloppy drunk, then proceeds to get a train ran on her by 5 big black men in public.

Did you see Pamela from the office? She pulled a dirty hailey last time we went out

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This is the equivalent of licking a guys armpit while sticking your thumb up his ass.

“How’d it go with Brian last night?”
“Oh, I just gave him a dirty haylee.”

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