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Dirty hayley

the act of smoking and drinking vodka early in the morning, while being a snake bitch
That girl over there pulled a dirty hayley yesterday

Dirty Hayley

The act of trying to be the dominant one and your boyfriend shuts it down
Hey baby can I do a dirty Hayley tonight?
No I'm the dominant one and you are gonna beg for what you want from me now as punishment
Dirty Hayley by Naylz05 May 10, 2021

Dirty Harley Speed 

When you fuck someone while screaming racial slurs at the top of your lungs
‘How what’s your day Jenny?’
‘Not so great, I was doing a dirty Harley Speed and I think my black neighbour heard’

dirty harley 

A dirty Harley is an anal doggy style sex act that includes grabbing her by the ears like they are handlebars and riding her like a motorcycle.
Dude #1: did you bang your girl this weekend?
Dude #2: I rode her all the way to Sturgis and back like a dirty Harley
dirty harley by K-bird2000 May 21, 2019

Dirty Hailey 

When a girl (named hailey) gets sloppy drunk, then proceeds to get a train ran on her by 5 big black men in public.
Did you see Pamela from the office? She pulled a dirty hailey last time we went out
Dirty Hailey by DoctorDoNuffin March 31, 2020

dirty haylee 

This is the equivalent of licking a guys armpit while sticking your thumb up his ass.
“How’d it go with Brian last night?”
“Oh, I just gave him a dirty haylee.”
dirty haylee by Kevin coxlong April 12, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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