Dirty Derby

What people call Derby, CT. Its the smallest city in Connecticut and it is terrible. Mainly the city just looks dirty and disgusting. It has a west and east side. There's a few ghetto streets with a gang in the west. The east is filled with middle class assholes that are at the same exact level as each other but never get along. There's mainly tiny houses that are two feet away from each other. Your neighbors on the east will stalk you and fucking hate you for no reason at all. They mainly lock themselves in their houses and fucking look out the window at you. They act like they don't know you even though they live literally two feet away. About 60% of the population is elderly assholes that hate you. It's about 60% white assholes and the rest are minorities from ghetto cities like bridgeport. People have no patience and your neighbors will yell and beep at you for no reason at all. They don't even wave or say hi. The taxes are probably the highest in the nation because every business that has every business that opened in Derby failed instantly. The schools are beyond terrible and have some of the lowest grades in the state. At Derby High School there are emos, jocks, and ghetto kids that all hate each other for no reason at all. The kids are fucking retarded and just fucked up all around. Everyone in Derby thinks that they're a fucking Ruler and are better than everyone else when they are really all the same. It's a fucked up place that you should never live in. EVER!

Guy behind other guy on the sidewalk: FUCKING WALK FASTER YOU FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

Guy in front: Just walking around me.

Guy behind: NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS DIRTY DERBY!!!!!!!!!

by Ayipros April 12, 2011

Dirty derby

When a fat bearded man puts a suction cup dildo on the table and begins to go to town on it with his mouth and slapping himself in the face with it, while a female records it.

Last night Tyler performed a dirty derby with June, he used a 12inch monster in the kitchen.

by Anglethedangle December 12, 2022

A Dirty Derby

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.

After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble

by ConcreteCartel August 5, 2020

Dirt Derby

The perfect evening marked by hours of extended and enjoyable anal sex.

John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

Dirty Derry

A sex position in which a male is pounding a lactating woman's b-hole from behind while simultaneously milking her swollen nipples like a cow. After he finishes in her, he pulls out, only to dump the breast milk back into her gaping b-hole. She then proceeds to let it ooze out while softly moaning, "mooooooo!" This position is exclusive to Derry, NH.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that incident in Derry, NH involving a bunch of pregnant females?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was covered in breast milk after I gave each of them the 'ole Dirty Derry."

by Dirty Derry Boyz January 16, 2014

dirty denby

The process in which a male is having sex with a pregnant woman. The pregnant woman then delivers her baby while in the act of sex. The male then grabs the baby and begins to have sex with him/her. After he has sexual intercourse with the infant he eats the baby and then throws it back up into the mothers vagina.

I got my wife pregnant, so i had to give her a dirty denby nine months later.

by llama16 June 16, 2009

Dirty Denby

In an operating theatre, when a patient is anaesthetised and in the legs-up position for a haemorrhoid operation, they suddenly cough and shart a liquid shit at least 2 metres across the room.

Nurse: Quick, patient is coughing, get out of the way!

Professor of Surgery: Damn it! Patient just gave me a Dirty Denby!

by Neil Broom October 21, 2022